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i'm allergic to turkey.
okay well maybe not "allergic", but it's easier to say that than the explain the following to everyone i come into contact with. i don't dislike the taste of turkey, or even the consistency, but for some reason my body rejects turkey. i eat it, i get full, my stomach starts to cramp and i get ridiculously bloated and my body feels the need to purge it rapidly... no need for further details, but we can all assume what happens next. i'm allergic, i tell ya.
people don't believe me. they say "ooh haha, nice try, but that's stupid. WHO could possibly be allergic to turkey, it's TURKEY!?!?!" no my friends, this is when i prove you wrong. turkey is evil. it even lost out to the bald eagle as our national bird, so there's SOMEONE out there who's on my side. okay, well perhaps that's b/c it would be treason to ritually roast up our national bird once a year, but that's not the point. i'm allergic to it. allergic!
now that you're armed with the facts, this little email will make more sense:
okay so i had to order lunch for a meeting today. ordered. looks great.
people are happy. there are leftovers after the meeting. delicious
panini sandwiches. i ask if one of the tasties is chicken, they say yes.
okay it must be sliced chicken. i ate it. WRONG. NOT CHICKEN. IT WAS
TURKEY! evil, triptophanic, stupid turkey. i can't tell the difference
btw turkey and chicken damnit! my belly has grown 2 inches, i'm bloated
and uncomfortable. i have 45 more minutes of work. stupid stupid stupid
sandwich. i have to go potty. 43 more minutes....... =(
DUMB BIRD.
Posted by missy at April 28, 2004 10:19 AMDude, I almost peed my pants with this one :D
I can just imagine your face!! he he he, keep this up bro', it makes long hours in front of our stupid radiation machines (monitors) bearable.
Cheers
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