Thieves!!

I hate my sketchy neighborhood...it's a sat. afternoon, I haven't done laundry in almost 2 weeks. Todays the day, it has to be...i have no more clothes to wear........

I get up, take a shower, shave my burly face, put some old rag'idy clothes on and walk over to the laundry mat across the street. I have so many dirty clothes my arms hurt and I'm outta breathe from carry'n all my clothes down the stairs and down the block (i need to work out!!). I get there and I HAVE to use the big washing machine (not normal for me) Put $5 on my laundry card and start my laundry. Now at my laundry mat the washing machine doors lock and can't be opened while washing. So I see that i have 35 min. until my clothes are considered 'clean.' I look at the time on my celly phone and walk out back to my house to do this and that while I wait.

35 minutes go by and head back to the laundry mat. Take my clothes out and put them in a dryer...$0.35 / min. so I put my clothes in for 50 min. rather than my normal 40 min. I head back to my place again cuz I'm impatient and dont wanna sit around the laundry mat for some reason. (my mistake) I've been going to this laundry mat for 2.5 years now and have a pretty good relationship with the lady who runs the place...so it's usually safe to leave my clothes in the dryer (which doesn't lock while they are drying).

To make a long story short....I get back...take my clothes out and put them in my basket and head home to dump them out all over my bed. While sifting through them i notice my favorite Smut Peddlers shirt is missing!?! WTF!? I of course assume someone stole it...and i'm not retarted and just dropped it...so I backtrack to the laundry mat looking all around the dirty pavement along the way, only to be disappointed in not finding it on the street or in the laundry mat. The only thing i saw was a bunch of shady mexicans doing their laundry (i'm not racist...i swear) So i curse and head home and put my other non-stolen clothes away. Why not take one of my $40-80 shirts....why one of my favorite t-shirts?!? Bastard Thieves!! Not really a big deal, but still sucks a little, could'a been worse. I still hate my neighborhood...i can't wait to move. blah blah End rant.