Talblog: Nothing REAL about reality TV.

May 9, 2004

Nothing REAL about reality TV.

If you haven�t watched yourself, I�m sure on Monday you will meet someone who watched the final Survivor-All-Dick-Heads episode.
No matter how I have tried, I have been unable to steer my family away from this. So, although I have missed most of the screw your buddy, worm eating entertainment. (Did they eat and worms this time?) I watched the last, reflective, back stabbing episode.
In case no one has figured it out yet, there is nothing real about any of these people. They are all pawns posing as instructed by a network that wants to exploit them (and you) for every dollar they can squeeze out.
There was a glimmer of hope. One girl, (I don�t know her name) mentioned, they all play the game at the expense of there own friendships, was booed by the mindless audience because she threatened to remind the �congregation� they too, are humans.
I almost expected to hear chants of JERRY, JERRY, JERRY.
Or Mark Brunette. (It�s only a matter of time.)
Keep your heads.
I'm still venting. I'll try lighten it up next time.
Rob
I just found out her name was Terry (she walked out after the first segment, SHE ROCKS!!!!)

Posted by rob at May 9, 2004 8:17 PM

Comments

that was Jerry (not Terry). she's some stupid girl who can't seem to win no matter how many times she's on survivor. she's bitter and everyone booed her into silence. apparently she walked off stage and left at that point...right before Mark "i love myself more than anything in the world" Burnette announced there was another chance to win a million bones. that should teach her to keep her mouth shut.

Posted by: missy at May 10, 2004 10:39 AM

oh..ok..Maybe I miss spoke..Jerry, not Terry.. Ya, I knew she was just a whiner. Sure.. I'd be pissed too. Not winning and all.
OH MY GOD!!! HELP!!! I HAVE BEEN ASSIMILATED!!
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Posted by: rob at May 10, 2004 7:25 PM

What the hell? You're damn skippy you've been assimilated you ass. That is how these shows start... first you watch in disgust, then you complain about them, then you make fun, and before you know it... you actually know the dumb !@#$#$ names. Oh shit, I'm in phase two. Must end this.

Posted by: jeremie at May 10, 2004 10:24 PM

I have yet to confirm this but, I've heard there is a show in the works that follows the lives of three adoptive couples vying for the same new born.
I'm thinkin, well, that's just WRONG.
But then I'm wondering, what kind of "challenges" Mr. Brunette would think up for this?
"In front of you there are 10 shots of human breast milk. Down them as fast as possible before attemping to the diaper a flaling, croupy, teathing baby with diarrea. If you vomit you are disqualified! Ready! Set!.."
Or maybe watch a Caesarean Section without passing out!
Think of what can be done with afterbirth!

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