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8.15.04. Day two.
It’s all in the details. It’s 2:10 AM and I forgot my sister snores. Becky and my oldest sister snores like a friggin’ freight train. A habit that’s occurred with age. It’s remarkable that such ferocity can occur during her hours of hours “rest.” I mean, how is oxygen even transferred amidst all the racket and gargling. At one point I heard her nee like a horse. An unusual whinney that should be accompanied by some hoof stomping (insert horse sound here).
As I’m quickly remembering, snoring is very complex. There’s an innate range of tones, snorts, hmphs and sighs. Wait hold on…. there’s a break, she’s shifting. I think my typing is affecting her slumber. We’re even. (Muuahahaha) I’m not necessarily awake b/c she’s snoring, but I also can’t fall asleep since I’m not used to it. Maybe if she could work on getting a consistent rhythm down that would help out. Hey Tammy, STOP SNORING!
It’s now 2:15 AM, only 11:15 pacific time, but I usually adapt pretty easily when traveling. Not tonight. I’m not even tired. I think it’s the bed. The owners of our condo have decided to get new mattresses during the “remodeling”…. and apparently the “hard as a rock” mattress brand was on sale. It’s unbearable. My parents are paying good money for me to sleep on plywood covered in pink sheets. Too bad I can’t write this up on expedia.com.
In all fairness, I’m just not a hard mattress type a gal. I like ample amounts of feather comforters and goose down pillows. This bed could be heaven for someone say, from Uganda or Japan; someone used to sleeping on dirt floors or wicker mats. But I’m civil and spoiled and would prefer a bed that even remotely responds when I kick it. An unsuspecting child could seriously hurt themselves, should they bounce during an innocent game of 10 lil monkeys.
The bed is so damn uncomfortable, that I felt the need to stay in it until 3 o’clock, yesterday afternoon. I just kept trying to find a comfortable position. But I’m pretty sure that just doesn’t exist. Perhaps this is one reason that I can’t sleep now. It’s now 3:13 AM. It’s a good time to ponder the important things in life, like, should I get a facial or a massage while on vacation? Damnit Tammy is snoring again. It was so peaceful for 45 minutes.
Zz zzzz zz snortle.
i resent that snoring comment - my snores are pleasant and dainty. tammy's...well, tammy's are thunderous.
Posted by: becky at August 18, 2004 1:17 PMit's like a functioning table saw. not quite a jackhammer. more like a buzzsaw and a kazoo at once. it's remarkable.....really.
Posted by: mizzle at August 18, 2004 11:29 PMAfter sleeping with becky for 9 years... oh wait, your parents only know about 3, I have to say, she doesn't snore.
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