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there, before my very eyes, were three oufitted police men.... HALLELUJAH! they knew it's been a while since i've been on a date, so they were getting delivered directly to my door!!! just like the sparkletts water. well that thought lasted all of about .0000465 seconds. then the fear set in, omg is my car okay? did my neighbors have a shoot out? I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! finally i opened the door and BOY WAS I A VISION...i mean my hair was sticking out equally to all sides of my head, my eyes were all glassy and my "Fair Lakes 10K race" t-shirt fit JUST RIGHT. in retrospect it's pretty funny, cause i think the cops were spread out outside my apartment, set up in a security stance, like osama would be opening the door. nope, just me, miss america.
so cop #1 launches into: MA'AM WE RECEIVED A 911 CALL THIS MORNING.
me: huh?
cop #1: DID YOU CALL 911 THIS MORNING!?
me: uh, no.
(granted this is all a blur, so this is what i THINK happened)
then the cops all decided to crowd around my apartment like it was the zoo and we just got some baby pandas in..... so i opened the door wider to let them see that my apartment was, in fact, criminal free. not good enough. they all came in, asking what was around corners, in closets, under beds etc etc. last night, my starbucks mug leaked water all in my purse so i had to dump everything out on my floor. they thought the dispersed contents were "suspect". uh, no. i'm just an idiot, thanks. cop #1 then took the helm again, asking if we had a computer? the internet? was anyone on the phone? etc etc. yeah we have wireless internet (i failed to mention that i steal it). i pointed to the barely used phone in the corner and said, uh well there it is, don't use it much. he then asks what my phone number is.....
(insert crickets here)
me: um, i, uh, don't use my phone much, it's uh, 310-5.... 310-5-8.....um,
so he radios dispatch, confirming the number. the dispatch chick has obviously been conscious FAR beyond my four minutes. she rattles off ten digits, but i only catch the last four,
cop #1: ARE THE LAST FOUR DIGITS 1-0-5-3 ma'am?
me: errr, yeah? (lightbulb) yeah, yes, yes they are, 581-1053, but i didn't hear the middle three numbers. what were they?
cop #1: that's okay ma'am we only need the last four.
cop #2: IS THERE ANYONE IN YOUR CLOSET?
me: no, it's just, um clothes (so i had to prove this by going in my room and opening doors)
cop #2: WHAT ABOUT IN THIS ROOM OVER HERE?
me: that's my roommate, she's sleeping. (they were like yeah, so, PROVE IT)
(knock knock knock, raaaachel? is anyone in there?)
rachel: (mumbled) juss me, sleeping.
me: just her, she's sleeping.
(cops made me open the door anyway, granted rachel is redoing her room, so her floor is stripped to the wood and the furniture is all moved around. alas, it was just rachel in the room, huddled in her covers. the cops are like, uh is that, uh okay fine.)
so everything was okay, they were satisfied, yet had no answers as to how the call came in. luckily my apartment is about two feet by four feet, so they were only there maybe five minutes, but i was completely confused. cop #1 ends it by asking what my name is (FINALLY, i mean he already has my #)... so i spout it off, spelling the last name and soon after they file out and i thank them for the wake up call.....as my alarm is going off. at this point i'm still only about 70% conscious and kind of rattled. how does one follow up a morning like that?
there were three cops, but i can't even tell you what the third one looked like. it all went by so fast..now i have so many questions for them...what's your name? where do you live? does 911 really only match the last four digits of a number? can i get a ride in your cruiser?
*sigh*..... so i made it to work, i have no idea what the boom sound was, i'm still confused, and hoping those were real policemen. especially since i didn't get any of their names. this would be non-pleasant event #2 in the past 24 hours. last night on my way home, i saw a car hit a motorcyclist in the dark, pouring rain. i only caught the tail end of it, but it seems a jetta-type car was trying to make an illegal maneuver, didn't see the motor-dude and slammed right into him. i only caught it b/c the bike was sliding across the center of the road. it was fairly low speed, but still the dude was on the pavement rolling around.... poor guy. i hope he's okay.
moral of the day....watch out for motorcycles and don't crank call 9-1-1.
addendum to story: i called two police stations tonight to verify that i was not a stupid girl and just let total strangers into my apartment without verfication or names. indeedly, they were officers Cortes and Hillard...the third guy was not important enough to have a name, i guess. rookie.
That is crazy! I would definitely want to find out what was going on. I had a similar thought when Kurt was visiting and my car died on him (I was at home). I had to call a towing service. One of the place I called gave me the number of this other guy and I called him and sent him to Kurt. I only had a name and a number and realized I didn't even know the company's name. There is no way I would have known if it was legit and I was sending them to my bf, who was all alone.
Posted by: liz at October 28, 2004 8:30 AMi hate situations like that! b/c then i'm like "damn, i am one of those stupid girls." doh, i thought i was immune..guess not...this is one of my friend's responses:
wow miss,
i can't believe it. you've been the next victim of the newest reality tv show. it's called "my big fat obnoxious fake cop wake up call" show. keep it up.
haha, i would die if it was a candid camera thing.
HAHAHAHAHAH.....hahahahahahah...uhhh..that was funny. I blame your roommate on that one.
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