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November 3, 2004

Breakfast Thief

So this morning Marie-Luise and I decided to get some breakfast at this little place near my apartment. Being unemployeed kinda has it's benefits at times ya know. Anyways, we jump on the bus and headed over to the place. Get inside, eat, and pay. We leave the money on the table and then begin to walk outside. As we begin leaving our table and head towards the door a black man...excuse me, an african american man, walks in casually, don't know why but my spider senses start tingling. He passes us and I casually turn around to watch him. I see him walk right past us and grab the money on our table nonshalantly which we had left for the server. He instantly throws the bill and the money in his pocket and marie and I walk outside...I say to Marie...that guy just took the money off our table...and so we stopped outside the door and talked about it while I watched him through the window. I watched him talk to the girls at the register and then he started to walk out. As he got to the door I cornered him there and said..."did you just pay for our meal?" he goes..."yea, I took care of it, it's all good." I didn't believe a word of it so I said..."ok, lets go make sure." and as I'm walking back to the counter to ask the girls if he paid he stops short. I then start talking to the girls and asked them if he paid for our bill. The girl then freaks out as he takes off out of the store. She goes "NO, HE DIDN'T HE'S STEALING MY MONEY THAT MOTHAFUCKA!!!" ok, so maybe she didn't say mothafucka...but I like to pretend she did. She takes off running outta the shop after the guy and he's already across the street half way down the block. I head out a few steps behind her and she's screaming down the block at him. Once we got close and I yelled "OI! or something like that in my oh so man'ly I'm real pissed and gonna beat you down tone" , i like to think he got scared at that and then he stopped, but regardless he stopped at that point. Man this waitress was bitching this guy out sooooo bad it was awesome, I felt like a little kid seeing a rollercoaster for the first time, eyes wide open in awe and excitment. I pretty just stood guard for her and let her do her magic as she reemed this guy. Just kinda like making sure nothing happened to the girl ya know. They had called the cops on him and apparently this isn't the first time it's happened to her. He usually does this at least once a month she said. I guess this time when he went up to the register he asked her for a coffee and showed her a dollar....they don't like him there obviously so she said "NO" and he left. That's when I confronted him at the door and yata yata yata. Anyways, it was a crazy experience for me but very entertaining running down the block with a waitress after some crook. Good times good times.

Posted by brett at November 3, 2004 12:47 PM
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this doesn't help out me at all, but in light of this morning's incident, thought i'd let you know that the LAPD is hiring. i hear they have a swell pension plan.

you should have flashed your tat at him. maybe he's scared of fish.

Posted by: missy at November 3, 2004 1:34 PM

he proly is scared of fish. I proly could'a warned him that if he didnt' co-operate I'd make him swim with my fish at the bottom of whatever river they are in.

Posted by: brett at November 3, 2004 2:18 PM

that's crazy shit. i like to think i have balls but in situations like that i can never shake the thought that all it takes is one bullet, and fuck the $15 for one bullet.

Posted by: loren at November 4, 2004 12:16 AM

You are a scary ass.

Posted by: jeremie at November 4, 2004 9:02 AM

I didn't really think about it like that I guess. It was shady when I saw what he did, and he didn't look that threatening to me, so why not ask, I think I also didn't want the girl thinking it was us that ditched the bill. I think if he had a gun he'd rather hold up the place than steal the $27 the meal cost. Dunno for sure though. I could'a been cap'd, either way it was an interesting situation.

Posted by: brett at November 4, 2004 10:33 AM

30 bucks for breakfast...damn, big spender?!? if i even get b'fast it's normally yoplait and some dry cheerios. fuck, i hate being poor.

guns are for weenies. we should all just practice landing swift kicks to the balls.

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