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I woke up this morning dreading to go in for Jury Duty. Jeremie and I were devising plans last night as to how I could get outta it or how I could make myself look more menacing so they wouldn't pick me....but I did none of our plans unfortunatly. Luckily I only live about 4 blocks from the court house so I walked over there with 5 min. to spare. I took a seat in a normal seat, not one of the desks or tables they had available...but a normal seat...sat down and started falling back asleep...they kept calling people up over the intercom every 5 min. because they obviously didn't know how to read and or fill out a stupid questioneer. SO that kept waking me up. Since I couldn't sleep I decided to draw. I drew people for about an hour and a half and got really pissed because i was so bored. Man I wish I had brough my laptop (which both Jeremie and Loren told me to do)...but like a tard I didn't. I didn't wanna lug the dam thing down there with a book and a sketchpad and all that stuff. So anyways, after an hour and a half they came over the intercom and said....the courtroom is not ready at this time, please take a small break and come back at 10:15. Sweeeeet! I ran home and grabbed my laptop and went back and found a seat. Fired up my laptop and started doing random crap. Like updating my website. Around 10:45 they came on the intercom again and said..."I'm going to list of a bunch of names...if your name is not called...please come up to the front desk" which meant that if they didn't call your name...you'd be excused. So they kept calling names....and I didn't hear mine so I was get'n excited. Then I heard a Bert R. Schooolz. FUCK! That must be me, dam idiot can't even say my name right...it's not that hard is it? Anyways, I was bummed for a few min. Then he said "Was there anyones name I did not call??" No one said a thing...he had called everyones name. He then said "Ok you are all excused for the next year and have fullfilled your Jury Service. Thank you have a nice day" Oh man the room went nuts!! People stood up ready to leave and were sooooo happy...they might as well have all stood up throwing their hats and papers in the air...that's how it felt at least. It was awesome. YES!! I'm out.
Posted by brett at December 10, 2004 10:52 AMyour name is bert? unfortunate. congrats on fulfilling your civic duty.
Posted by: missy at December 13, 2004 3:12 PMno no no...the tard at the front brutalized my name. *sigh*
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