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So Rocco and i went to get his tree close to two weeks ago....somehow in the mean time, we've taken no time to decorate it. well almost no time. after a crap day at work on tuesday, i popped over to his house to catch up on television, vent and maybe decorate the beautiful pagan symbol of christmas.
on the phone, i ask if he has decorated his tannenbaum, he mumbles, "yes"... oh fantastic, sorry i flaked out, but atleast he was happy enough for 15 minutes to decorate the tree. right, well, make that about two minutes. as i pulled into his driveway, the tree was visible through the front window. only i noticed that the lights seemed a little "off". like they were possibly wrapped around the tree like garland. "hmm, interesting change," i thought. no no no. in his utmost "funny fuck you" to the holiday, he had connected about five bundles of white lights (still wrapped) and launched them randomly into the branches. atleast he kindly placed the star where it belongs and delicately nestled ONE black and red ornament near the top.
TAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
apparently he did this on purpose...and it worked. after catching up on vital television, like two weeks of The O.C. and Arrested Development, i could bear it no longer...so i went over and correctly applied the lights. well kind of, i got bored and tired and left a few spots bare. i assume he'll actually fix them and finally put on the decor b/c that's just how rocco is. he gripes, but eventually comes through. to illustrate the hilarity of it all, i have attached a before and after photo...........
hah!
Posted by: brett at December 16, 2004 4:03 PMWhat is up with that man? BAH... anyway, nice job missy, but there is a little hole in the lower left edge there... you might want to take care of it.
Also, where are the colorful christmas balls?
Posted by: jeremie at December 17, 2004 9:00 AMNice work Missy, but I'd have to say I like Rocco's job just a bit better.
If he had only put one more clump down on the left, then we'd have something truly special. You know, something that would rival Charlie Brown's tree.
Posted by: kurt at December 17, 2004 10:08 AMI showed that to people at work and they thought that was hilarious. I love the reproach with which the holidays are embraced.
Posted by: liz at December 17, 2004 11:57 AMThe first one looks like Christmas light vomit on a tree.
I can't believe Rocco doesn't like Christmas! It's the only holiday left in this shitty social mess we have were people attempt to be kind and caring to one another.
SO GET INTO IT OR I'LL COME DOWN THER AND KICK YOUR ASS!!
haha, totally! i love the responses. you know, i actually didn't mind his 'light job', it was quite original, however it looks like someone hurled sparklers into the tree and the bundles were like 4,000 degrees. his whole non chalance like, "what? there's nothing wrong with the tree." was the best part. viva la holidays!
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