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Dear Abby:
My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day,
he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When
I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a
big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a
diamond.
Sincerely,
Bitchy in Illinois
gunk gunk.
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