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HELL. that's where i'm goin. reason #4,562...
right so it's ash wednesday. i knew that. i had already planned to swing by God's crib after work to get my ash did. first of all, us good catholics are supposed to be fasting today. so far i've responded by eating every hour on the hour. i even ate breakfast...i rarely do that. weeeeeell, a coworker was asking me about ash wed/lent and i of course took the few shoddy details that i know about catholicism and puffed 'em up to an elaborate story involving charleton heston seeing the virgin mary in an ash tray on the set of the 10 commandments, thereby starting the annual tradition of purging our souls of sin and our firearms of ammo (sidenote: don't forget to renew your NRA membership) on this blessed day...... all in preparation of the crucifixion and rising of the big J man, of course.
so anyway right about the time when i get to the part about there only being enough pigs n cows in the desert for Jesus to eat for monday through thursday, hence why we opt to have Gordon's fish stix on fridays....i realize, oh right and we're not supposed to eat meat on ash wednessssdaaaaaaay eeeeeeeeeeeeither....damnit. damnit damnit damnit. i've made a huge mistake. while i did have california rolls for lunch, i recalled that for breakfast and a mid morning snack i had portions of a CHICKEN QUESADILLA. *idiot*. let's forget about the fact that i have a wildly unhealthy diet, but i mean, my meat siren must be out of order (no jokes please).
so yeah...i'm not familiar with the ways of bulimia, so i sit here with a sinful belly. and i hope that the All Knowing will forgive my straying from the way. this blog is for you, my kind of dear friends, so that you will remind me to stay away from the animal flesh (ew) for the next seven fridays...b/c i guess i'm not so good at remembering. oh right and i'm giving up slothfulness for lent....so maybe some "get your ass to the gym" reminders would be good too.
fly with Christ.
Hahahhah meat siren... I am sorry, but I couldn't keep reading after that... hahahaha
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