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February 17, 2005

Don't eat the clam pie

Monday I was out of commission due to food poisoning by clam pie. Yes, I ate a fucking clam pie... which was stupid, and yes, it gave me food poisoning.

A more enlighted individual would not have ordered the clam pie, but I did, then I woke up in the middle of the night sweating, feverish, and dizzy. I slept til 4 pm and couldn't even drink tea without it making my stomach turn

Stay away from clam pies.

Posted by jeremie at February 17, 2005 8:53 AM
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I know there is a joke in here somewhere but, I won't kick a friend in the stomach when he is down ... but um ... the sound of a clam pie just makes my stomach churn just thinking about it let alone actually eating it ... ouch!

Posted by: mark at February 17, 2005 9:05 AM

clam pie?!? aaaah hahahaha. sick jeremie. sounds like something sexual like a "pearl necklace." i could hear some nasty agents talking about that one...."yeah i gave her a clam pie last night."

btw - that context is taken from a phone call my assistant friend actually DID overhear. about some gross agent and his sexcapades with some unfortunate females. note to everyone: never date an agent.

Posted by: missy at February 17, 2005 9:47 AM

hahahaha..she said pearl necklace....hehehe, seriously though....clam pie. I'm trying to invision something sexual called a clam pie, it's gotta be the opposite of a messy dragon but for girls or something. Didn't the people around you say 'listen friend...clam pie is just gross and you shouldn't be eating it'. Friends don't let friends eat clam pie. CLAM PIE!! just saying it is gross. I'm sorry, that sucks, food poisioning is the worst. Lets get burrito's.

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