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seeing as i begin training my JFPasst replacement next week, yet still haven't found a new job. i thought it would be fun to say "f*ck you" to the man and blog for a bit. here's some complete randomness that has amused me or gone through my noggin' in the past 72 hours.
* i'm wondering if my boss's hotflash could pass sometime soon, so that he'll actually stop cranking the A/C to sub-artic temperatures. i'm about to fashion a scarf out of tissues and light a fire in my trashcan.
* i have zero respect for my boss. and i hate that i'm so bitter. but somehow, someway, something new comes up every week to reinforce this statement.
* so a former coworker and i were seriously checking all over the internet to purchase mark's great find - the serial killer knife holder. well the company doesn't distribute in the US. so basically we were thinking of every human we know in europe/asia/canada and how we can smuggle some into the US.
well low and behold mike gets an email back saying how IT'S NOT EVEN IN PRODUCTION YET. so we have to wait even longer for the little gem. what terrible news.
* this email transaction made me laugh...from some assistants today:
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Does anyone know of a GREAT traffic school, for a ticket-prone client?
Thank you.
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Yeah, the Improv place on Melrose does one on Saturdays and it's pretty good for torture.
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Thanks for all the online and comedy club schools; howver, by GREAT, I meant CORRUPT. Does anyone know of a CORUPT traffic school, for a ticket-prone client?
Thank you.
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hahaa whew....hollywood is like the mob.
* could i look ANY scarier than i do here in this oscar photo? of course it's the ONLY one taken. i mean i have serious PSYCHO eyes. people would think i'm the BTK serial killer before that dude in kansas.
* i wish i had some good Oscar stories for everyone, but sadly the show was pretty normal. the celebs really did look amazing. the women were gorgeous and healthy looking. the guys were shined up and quite handsome. overall chris rock was funny, no one complained.
* i did see star jones and want to vomit at her nasty, sloppy cleavage. the best/saddest part was. i only saw her once (thank you Jesus) and she was actually quite out of it. you could tell that the future of her red carpet career was riding on that one night. she was quiet, and a bit morose as she skirted down the press line. it made me happy, but then sad b/c i don't want to damage my karma too severly.
* i was hanging out around the deadline press room when jamie foxx was giving his acceptance speech. samuel l. jackson and a woman were also standing there watching the same screen. after the "moving" speech i thought, oh samuel will be excited for his fellow brotha to win.
but i was wrong. mr. jackson turned around, sort of rolled his eyes and made an "are you kidding me" kinda face....then other messenger (kevin) and i heard him mumble something in a patronizing tone re: jamie foxx's speech. so i pretty much gathered that samuel l. jackson thinks jamie foxx and his speech were full of shit. kevin and i pretty much turned to each other and went, "daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn".... *ouch*.
* and that's all i got for now. check back lata.
I rolled my eyes too at his speech (J. Foxx). I saw him win some award for "Ray" a while back, maybe it was an african american persons only award show or something stupid like that and the speech was almost exactly the same....he did his...oh i'm gonna cry shit and everyone will think i'm cute and shit and then i'll end the speech barely talking cuz i'm so worked up. Gimme a break.
How come your not doing the 'golden man' pose in this pic missy?
We had some funny stories today from the guys here at work that won oscars during our little oscar party....something along the lines of, stepping on 'puffy's' g.f.'s dress and paris hiltons friend almost loosing her phone in the bathroom and then demanding that her and paris leave cuz she 'almost' lost her phone....
anyways...i ramble.
Posted by: brett at March 1, 2005 5:55 PMAh paris hilton stories never get old. You do look a bit psycho, but it goes with the whole LA mob thing missy. We were thinking about you while you were there... did you have to run all over the place because some people accepted their awards in the stands or what? That was just wierd.
Posted by: jeremie at March 2, 2005 9:21 AMnah...i actually hid myself amongst all the photogs in during the red carpet so i could avoid running all about. i got smacked in the head about 45 times by cameras. that sucked.
then inside, i was in the press and deadline photo rooms. everything was being transmitted via laptops...so i pretty much just star-gazed, ate wolfgang's food and stole glasses of champagne. oh and posed for psycho photos. stupid eyes.
Posted by: missy at March 2, 2005 10:28 AM I watched JF speech too. It sounded like he was abused as a child by Grama and was looking for some closer..
Kidding. He is a talent, definitely
Almost forgot. Looking hot Missy. Who were you wearing?
Posted by: rob at March 3, 2005 11:25 AMwow, i had so many designers sending me stuff, i can't recall who i chose. definitely either Prada or Oscar de la Renta....i put my hair up later on. ya know, to show my harry winston earrings. it's so hard being a fabulous nobody.
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