the letter

right, so here's the letter to the ex-boss.......too inappropriate? oh well, too late.

Hey [chicklets],

I just wanted to thank you for taking me into your office yesterday to at least thank me for supporting you and your department for a long year and a half. Oh, but you didn’t. Since I don’t plan on walking the halls of [big, important company name] for a long time, I thought I’d at least send you this little bit of final correspondence.

Thank you for giving me my first job in Hollywood and the interesting experience that it was. I knew the second that email was brainlessly sent earlier this week, that I’d messed up. It was completely innocent and not malicious in the least. I have no desire to bring down the agency or any of it’s clients or employees. I thought you’d understand that.

Even after my benign initial meeting with [HR and Security], I knew what the result would be. They attempted to calm my nerves, but I prepared myself (“the example”) for the outcome which finally presented itself and I’m sure you knew as well. I thought maybe, for once you’d pull through and show your loyalty to me or some kind of concern, but never once, did that happen. even after a year and a half.

And the fact that you couldn’t even look me in the eye yesterday when you passed by me says a lot. So thank you [chicklets]. Thank you for the opportunity to work with the great employees whom make up your staff. You really should appreciate their hard work more, because they are what make that department worth working for.

Without their technological expertise and dedication, your department would be nothing. You, [your boss and his boss] should finally recognize that and actually prove it to them. Good luck in the future, I can only imagine you wish the same for me.

[your former assistant]

and no, i never heard anything back from him. *surprise surprise*