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i'm not quite sure how i acquired this first link, i was going through my "favorites" and poof, there it was. i think somone IMed it to me and i never got around to checking it out, perhaps it was blogged here before and i'm recycling, or maybe my roommate met him online.
anyway, the stories are hilarious, eventhough this guy is an ultimate asshole. he's definitely alive merely as a warning to others. must reads are "sushi pants" & "tucker tries buttsex" - the worst sex story i've ever read/heard about. seriously, terrible. the second is just what it appears, i kicked beyonce's ass.
Posted by missy at May 23, 2005 9:40 AMhahahaha, oh my god. Funniest thing ever. In case your wondering, I lost it for about 5 minutes at “Did you…did you just…shit on my dick?”
oh man, this is a special kind of comedy. Thank you.
See I gotta call BS on this one. That is like the oldest story in the book. I doubt it started all with this guy. But it was a funny retelling.