dude, your page won't load, not even for a quick laugh. damn this time change thing sucks. it's almost 1 AM but my computer says it's 9:52 PM, i've had three martinis and no one's answering their phones...booooooo.

well that link is lame...but this one is not....ookay well maybe it is, but it's pretty funny b/c it's making fun of tom cruise. it cuts off kinda quick, but has promise. do it.

http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/miscellaneous_tv/000824.php

does it move or is there sound...or is it just a stupid picture....i think vaders nooooooooooo with sound destroys this crap.

ok i take it back...that WAS better....man that guy is such a loser. what he means is he's glad he's getting poononny again. And better yet, from a 23 year old or however old that girl is who's half his age. This is the difference between guys who are old get'n laid by young girls, vs. girls who are old getting laid by young guys...demi vs. tom...who's 'more mature, you don't see demi prancying around like a tard now do ya.

http://unitedstatesofno.ytmnd.com/

ha ha

http://cnnoooooooo.ytmnd.com/

http://padme.ytmnd.com/

The rumor mill on this one just keeps getting better and better. I mean please, Tom is gay. He's gayer than Kevin Space or John Travolta. The man is gay. I just feel sorry for the women who have to beard for him. Just sad sad sad.

hahaha, are you kidding me? that noooo shit is outta control...atleast these were more creative and therefore funny. ;-)

and i agree, cruise is gayer than a maypole. and apparently 26 yr old katie holmes is still a virgin (uuuum not sure if i believe that one, not to mention i had friends in college who grew up with her. i wonder if i have their numbers still).

All is great guys, but I belive vortelucius is much better.