How many ways can you tell Jeremie you love him

Tonight I showed Jeremie how much I loved him by spraying him with a shower of oreo milk shake. Imagine this.....your qusai drunk friend sitting across from you at a local diner, another friend asks the guy across from you a legit question and that guy just sprays a 7 ft. spray of milkshake across the table dousing you in oreo milkshake. Why did this happen, it wasn't really a funny question. Well somethings can never be explained, but that guy across the table from me tonight was the one and only Jeremie Talbot. Soon after my heart stopped beating at 180 bpm and I stopped laughing uncontrolably I was able to breathe and I tried my best to apologize to the man across from me who was cleaning himself and his glasses from the oreo shower he just recieved. What happens next, what do you do, i mean really. You try and grab some air because for some reason you can't breathe, and you try to apologize to your good friend sitting across from you who's covered in oreo milkshake that just sprayed outta your mouth, eyes, nose and ears, directly into his face and jacket, etc. I honestly didn't mean to do it, it just came out. Kinda like that open mouth, insert foot kinda expression. We all wondered what it musta looked like from another booths perspective but it's unfathomable. Part of me thinks Jeremie was pretty pissed about it, rightfully so and I wouldn't be upset because it sucked ass, and the other part thinks he understood it wasn't intentional and forgave me, or at least will once I do something to redeem myself. However, what a fucking mess. We had a good time tonight, had delicious fries, drank plenty of beer at a german resturant, then had some desert which didn't end up the way Id've liked it to, but was still good none the less. So I need to sleep but i guess this is my public, I'm sorry for spitting Oreo milkshake all over you tonight Jeremie plee before I go to bed. You know i love you.

oh and i apologize if this makes no sense, it's late and i've had a few...(contrary to what others think...not tooooo many, but enough............enough)