Face full of marbles

I have a dish full of bleach and teeth sitting on my sink.

They were from the very back of my mouth because apparently I am too evolved to have them, but not evolved enough to have not grown them at all. Darwin was a dick.

Anesthaesia is awesome... 3 - 2 - 1 what happened? I am already done? Where am I? Who are you and why are you handing me a bag full of teeth? That part was great. I had a mouth full of gausse and blood, which was disgusting. Becky came with me as my designated ride home. She was smart and decided to take a dental appointment at the same time as mine, so she wouldn't have to drive all the way up to marin next week and do it over again. Her dentist wasn't so smart though, and she had to go back once I was all done to finish up her "crown" work.

I sat in her waiting room, tripping and bleeding all over myself. I must have looked pretty scary. I don't really remember what happened... though there was a middle aged woman freaking about losing her keys, which I could see were right behind her on the counter. I numbly got up, grabbed them, and handed them to her. She looked at me skeptically. I didn't open my mouth for fear blood would fly out and she would scream. gross but totally awesome. Kind of like fight club when edward norton smiled at his co-worker. At least that is how I pictured it.

I got home and cleaned myself up. Becky had to rush out for work... I laid around and waited for lucidity. I got so hungry but could only spoon myself apple sauce. For those who know me, you know how torturous this was. Fuck I want a burrito. Vicadin made me nauseous so I just took advil.

Yesterday was rad. My face was chipmunkian. My tongue became aware of my stitches as I played oddworld:strangers wrath. Good game by the way. There was shit on t.v. Becky made her homemade chicken soup. Ah bliss.

Now I am pretty sick of the chipmunk thing. I think I am going to do something today, I wonder when the swelling will stop. Surprisingly, pain was not really a big part of this process. I has just been fucking annoying that I can't eat and that I can't open my jaw. Man, I would hate to see what I looked like when they were working on me. They must have pryed my jaw open to twice its natural size.