I was wonder how crazy it would look to see the target pitbull mauling something with a foaming, blood covered mouth. Glad you are ok. :)

whatever, the Target dog should epitomize it's company...if i saw "bullseye", i would expect it to hand over a complimentary jug of tide and offer to do my laundry. and while it was drying, i'd make him load up my apartment with paper products and shampoo.

WOW. LUCKY!!! You have a great job!! I wish I could have been there! Did you get his pawdigraph??? HA!
I heard he was a leg humper. I that true?

you guys are harsh. it's just a dog. let it just sit there while we laugh at it's pecker is...i mean it's bulls-eye....i mean....argh. Jeremie, why is your wife leaning into that man with the facial hair? Maaaan, and I thought I got perks at my work. That's pretty funny/cool.

AHAHAH! yeah, i wondered why those chose to cast a male dog. i mean, now you've got to evaluate even more body parts for consistency. i mean what if one dog had a pecker that was WAY bigger than another dog - what kind of a message would that be sending??

All is great guys, but I belive vortelucius is much better.