Maybe this year will be the one.


January 3, 2006

Resolve to...

1 Get back to the buff cut man I once was
2 more fruit and salads, less cheese and bread.
3 more juice and veggies, less beer and wine. (after Panama trip Jan 9th)
4 Spend less time with the kids and more time on the computer
5 talk to my doctor about dyslexia (lysdexia??? I can't remember which)
6 get off the crack pipe
7 Disprove String Theory as the primary model for the universe.
8 copyright my gene string (Adrian Brodie stole my nose)
9 Write Stephen Hawking, tell him I have discoverd what the "weak force" is and put no return address on my letter.
10 Open a dollar store in India.
11 Try shaving my genitals (after completing number one on the list, or else I would just look like a fat 10 year old) .sorry, thats over the good taste line..
12 Quit my analysis and blog more often instead.
13 Paraglide in St Catherines
14 Hug a Muslim..(If it's allowed.)
15 learn how to spelle

Posted by rob at January 3, 2006 5:15 PM
Comments

Ugg genital shaving... Yikes unc...

Crack, that shite aint to good, cotta try the "snap crackle pot" DAMN

Fruit salads are overrated, eat celery the only food that burns fat for you.

I say hug budda instead - its a much more rewarding experiance

Posted by: justin at January 3, 2006 6:05 PM

Yeah, I bet buddha is soft and relaxing to hug. You should take a paraglide class and Buy world of warcraft.

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