DON'T invite me to your wedding

or else you might end up with photos like this.....

yes, that's me, hanging on the father of the bride and rockin' out with the bride. i'm sure we were shakin our moneymakers to some appropriately cheesy tune that our stellar DJ lined up just for us. it was awesome.

please note, that i did NOT post the photo of me blowing the "bon voyage" bubbles on the dancefloor. seems innocent enough, right? well i had wedged the little bubble container in my cleavage and was aiming the bubbles at the little kids on the dance floor, who then tried to catch them with their mouths. so it appeared as though they were catching bubbles from my boobs....bubbles from heaven, i suppose. please note, i had to "hold" the container in my top b/c i couldn't hold that, the bubble wand and my wine otherwise.

i am officially the trashy, drunk, single friend. please don't stop me when i answer some "marriage for citizenship" postings on craigslist .