On this day of Canadian Thanksgiving

I thought I would say hi to my relatives to the north, and spread some american cheer from Columbus day down here, Courtesy of McSweeney's.

Patriotic Songs Reworked for the Modern Age By Michael J. Weingarth

Yankee Doodle

Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on a pony.
Mommy is at work tonight, so I made instant macaroni
For dinner. Why don't they come to my baseball games anymore?
My therapist tells me it's not my fault.