back in the U.S. of A.

hi everyone! missy and i returned from our splendid trip to france/spain last week. it was a shiteload of eating, drinking and walking around. she and i will be posting lots of photos for you all to see (cause i know you're dying to). we will also be inspiring you during your lunch hours with tales from our trip.

some potential topics (not limited to, of course):

• missy gets pooped on (it's good luck! really!)


• missy's new spanish boyfriend, max


• spanish IT guys use younger brother (dubbed "dancing boy") as girl bait


• malaga (missy's favorite place on earth)


• pueblo de sanabria (see photo above)


• our concierge, jorge (aka borat)


• our subway stalker (and how missy saved us)


• our new favorite spanish band, selton


• bloody foot in the sagrada familia


• missy's narcoleptic horse


• shameless celebrity endorsements


• our mcdonald's addiction (yes, we ate there...more than once)


• fine dining in sevilla: toilet paper as napkins


• my unwitting support of a fascist government


• splendid cup holders


• avian bird flu (i think we caught it several times)


• male flamenco dancers (and their shaved body parts)


• stalking the winners of the tour de france (seriously, there are photos)

hope you all are doing well!!!!