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November 29, 2007

Key to the City

I think this man is a goddamn hero:

HERO

Which got me thinking about keys to the city. Do they still give out those keys to the city like in the movies? Did they ever do that? I think San Francisco should - and it should actually open a special "keys to the city" room, which was always stocked with a sandwich buffet - EVEN BETTER - a burrito buffet, and beers. That way, if a hero ever fell on hard times, he could get himself a free meal whenever he/she needed it. He could also meet up with other heros at the keys to the city room and hang out.

Yeah, that would be awesome.

Posted by jeremie at November 29, 2007 9:11 AM
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"Excitement's not my bag."

But I bet a burrito buffet is!

Posted by: Brett Douville at November 29, 2007 10:06 AM

The problem with that type of room is that all the real hero's would get FAT and they would be too slow to help anyone in the future. Key to the city rooms lead to hero deficiencies!

Posted by: Justin at November 29, 2007 1:04 PM

Imagine how awesome it would be if it were real though...

Posted by: jeremie at November 29, 2007 2:02 PM
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